MYTHR;

[propheta]

mythr

Reid Mattix ▐ 17

For all readings, please speak with my secretary, Mr. Lockley. We are now accepting car keys, first borns and virgin sacrifices as payment. Readings not guaranteed to have a lower bullshit than not content. I reserve the right to substitute myself with a Magic 8-Ball on days I just don't wanna.

For all other queries, bring me colored sand, feathers and string, or just yourself, and we'll talk. A smiley gets you 5 good karma, heart eyes gets you 10.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[forsakened]

😕

[ Guess who just saw this page. ]

we're not accepting car keys
neither of us can drive

[ Reid no. ]

[propheta]

:(

[ dalton, how dare you betray him in this way??? ]

-5 karma. buddah frowns on ur frown.

[ that is... not really the right religion but whatever. also, not commenting on the car bit. ]

[forsakened]

if i give you heart eyes will you stop trying to kill me with cars

[ No driving. Ever. Not even driver's ed. ]

[propheta]

i'll consider it, which is more than what's happening right now.

besides, i wouldn't make you get in the car if you're scared. don't be scared, dalton. should i come hold your hand?

[forsakened]

i never know when you're kidding or not

[ Sometimes not even when he's right next to him. Reid has so much going on in his head that it's hard to get a reading on him.

That's definitely a good thing. ]

😍

now are you happy?

[propheta]

i can be a little of both

[ well, he thinks he can, at least, and that's what counts. ]

😍!!!

yes. +10 karma, but with your -5 from before, it only puts you at 5. she-wolf is beating you.

[mooned]

😍

[propheta]

!!!!

😍

+10 karma, so far you're winning. do you ever wish you were a were-something else? like were-lion or were-dolphin?

[mooned]

no i'm pretty happy with my wolf-self.

so... picking up on context clues... you're psychic?

[propheta]

that's good. you should love who and what you are, both for self respecting reasons and practicality in not being miserable for a lifetime.

i am. pre-cog, post-cog, something something third eye something.

[mooned]

how about you? do you ever wish YOU were something else?

[propheta]

we all go through periods of 'the grass is greener, etc' theories, i think. but i tend to be in between times a lot so im not really sure if im over it yet.

today, i think, yes. today im happy.

[notpassedon]

😍
I'm all about that good karma!

[propheta]

😍

+10, welcome to kinder reincarnation. not entirely promised bc I can't tell what gods whisper what, but being nice to ppl never hurts the cosmic score.

[notpassedon]

is that really a possibility? reincarnation?

[propheta]

i wouldn't know, i've never died
but i like to think it is
all the universe is based on recycling matter and energy
it just makes sense

[vopn]

😃

What are your requirements for a prediction about the school's future?

[propheta]

😃

hmm. most likely a lot of hallucinogenics + sleep outs at the oldest spot on campus + no promises of how far in the future

and car keys

[vopn]

I can acquire the hallucinogenics, but I don't have a vehicle and would prefer not to steal someone else's.

[propheta]

im very sorry. first born? virgin sacrifice? i will also take an eye from odin all-father in a pinch.

[ he sets ridiculous standards because he doesn't like doing on demand prophecy. but, it's the majority of conversations he has once people know what he is. ]

[yram]

😍

Is it going to count against me if I'm already dead?

[propheta]

😍

the whole point of karma is reincarnation so the in between part is probably the best place to start improving the score

[yram]

Do you believe reincarnation to be in my future?

[ how does one ascend to the afterlife once one becomes a ghost...? it's not as if she knows the rules to these things. ]

[propheta]

i could believe it but it wouldnt make it true
its a warming thought that every life gets a second chance

but ive never seen the afterlife
or after after life
etc

[yram]

I suppose I wouldn't remember this life or death, anyway, so it's a bit of a moot point, isn't it?
My soul may be damned, but I can't say my life was much better.

[ at least what she remembers. maybe that's the true curse of being a ghost: you only remember the bad parts of when you were alive. ]