MYTHR;

[propheta]

mythr

Reid Mattix ▐ 17

For all readings, please speak with my secretary, Mr. Lockley. We are now accepting car keys, first borns and virgin sacrifices as payment. Readings not guaranteed to have a lower bullshit than not content. I reserve the right to substitute myself with a Magic 8-Ball on days I just don't wanna.

For all other queries, bring me colored sand, feathers and string, or just yourself, and we'll talk. A smiley gets you 5 good karma, heart eyes gets you 10.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[forsakened]

😕

[ Guess who just saw this page. ]

we're not accepting car keys
neither of us can drive

[ Reid no. ]

[propheta]

:(

[ dalton, how dare you betray him in this way??? ]

-5 karma. buddah frowns on ur frown.

[ that is... not really the right religion but whatever. also, not commenting on the car bit. ]

[forsakened]

if i give you heart eyes will you stop trying to kill me with cars

[ No driving. Ever. Not even driver's ed. ]

[propheta]

i'll consider it, which is more than what's happening right now.

besides, i wouldn't make you get in the car if you're scared. don't be scared, dalton. should i come hold your hand?

[mooned]

😍

[forsakened]

i never know when you're kidding or not

[ Sometimes not even when he's right next to him. Reid has so much going on in his head that it's hard to get a reading on him.

That's definitely a good thing. ]

😍

now are you happy?

[propheta]

!!!!

😍

+10 karma, so far you're winning. do you ever wish you were a were-something else? like were-lion or were-dolphin?

[propheta]

i can be a little of both

[ well, he thinks he can, at least, and that's what counts. ]

😍!!!

yes. +10 karma, but with your -5 from before, it only puts you at 5. she-wolf is beating you.

[mooned]

no i'm pretty happy with my wolf-self.

so... picking up on context clues... you're psychic?

[propheta]

that's good. you should love who and what you are, both for self respecting reasons and practicality in not being miserable for a lifetime.

i am. pre-cog, post-cog, something something third eye something.

[mooned]

how about you? do you ever wish YOU were something else?

[forsakened]

this is a competition now?

i think i should be on +30 karma
for saving you from traffic
you'd hate traffic.

[propheta]

we all go through periods of 'the grass is greener, etc' theories, i think. but i tend to be in between times a lot so im not really sure if im over it yet.

today, i think, yes. today im happy.

[mooned]

that's understandable. i think being psychic is probably a lot more of a mind fuck than being a werewolf.

so what do you do for fun?

[propheta]

i already hate traffic, its always in places it isnt welcome

[ aka times that reid has wanted to walk somewhere and there was any kind of street in his way. u n w e l c o m e . ]

[propheta]

i wouldn't know, i've never been a werewolf, but it seems fun. maybe satisfying existence would be getting to spend a day as every individual thing there is. or understanding existence.

have you ever made a dream catcher?

[forsakened]

[ See this is why he is never letting you drive, ever, in your life. ]

you mean like
roads
parking lots
those kinds of places???

[mooned]

no but i find them to be beautiful. is that what you do

[propheta]

[ that is rude, sir. ]

theyre annoying in places where people want to be walking
what happened to horses? at least they know to stop and don't make such annoying noises.

[ the amount of times reid has been honked at for almost stepping into the middle of streets is uncountable. ]

[forsakened]

[ Dalton briefly entertains a vision of Reid on horseback, stopping traffic while he gallops into the distance.

No. ]

you know the funny thing about horses
they're scared of traffic

they'd be a great role model actually

[propheta]

for cars or for people?

[ dalton you can't just surrender ground because a one ton hunk of metal on wheels going 60 says you'll die if you don't. somehow this makes sense in his head. ]

[propheta]

i make them sometimes. it passes the time, and serves a good purpose. what do you do?

[mooned]

i run, smoke "the reefer", go swimming. learning to meditate.

[propheta]

i could never understand meditating. how can any mind be that quiet?

you share the reefer too?

[ yeah because it's definitely a good idea to get him high. w e l p . ]

[mooned]

it takes practice.

of course i do. i got a new vape and i like to show it off.