MYTHR;

[propheta]

mythr

Reid Mattix ▐ 17

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Comments

[propheta]

for cars or for people?

[ dalton you can't just surrender ground because a one ton hunk of metal on wheels going 60 says you'll die if you don't. somehow this makes sense in his head. ]

[forsakened]

for you!
be like the horses reid
avoid oncoming traffic

[ You're going to turn his hair grey. ]

[propheta]

there are horses that walk with traffic
do u want me to start pulling carriages too??
blinders would be stupid on me and i dont want to poop in a bag
no

[ what he means those horse drawn carriages that are in big cities, for tourists to pay for a little ride. ]

[forsakened]

those horses do tours around central park
they are not the horses we are looking for.
so unless you can predict exactly when cars will and will not hit you, we're not doing that.

[propheta]

is that a challenge

[forsakened]

please no

[propheta]

are u sure? it sounded like one