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i already hate traffic, its always in places it isnt welcome

[ aka times that reid has wanted to walk somewhere and there was any kind of street in his way. u n w e l c o m e . ]

[ See this is why he is never letting you drive, ever, in your life. ]

you mean like
roads
parking lots
those kinds of places???

[ that is rude, sir. ]

theyre annoying in places where people want to be walking
what happened to horses? at least they know to stop and don't make such annoying noises.

[ the amount of times reid has been honked at for almost stepping into the middle of streets is uncountable. ]

[ Dalton briefly entertains a vision of Reid on horseback, stopping traffic while he gallops into the distance.

No. ]

you know the funny thing about horses
they're scared of traffic

they'd be a great role model actually

for cars or for people?

[ dalton you can't just surrender ground because a one ton hunk of metal on wheels going 60 says you'll die if you don't. somehow this makes sense in his head. ]

Edited 2017-05-24 01:59 (UTC)

for you!
be like the horses reid
avoid oncoming traffic

[ You're going to turn his hair grey. ]

there are horses that walk with traffic
do u want me to start pulling carriages too??
blinders would be stupid on me and i dont want to poop in a bag
no

[ what he means those horse drawn carriages that are in big cities, for tourists to pay for a little ride. ]

those horses do tours around central park
they are not the horses we are looking for.
so unless you can predict exactly when cars will and will not hit you, we're not doing that.