MYTHR;

[propheta]

mythr

Reid Mattix ▐ 17

For all readings, please speak with my secretary, Mr. Lockley. We are now accepting car keys, first borns and virgin sacrifices as payment. Readings not guaranteed to have a lower bullshit than not content. I reserve the right to substitute myself with a Magic 8-Ball on days I just don't wanna.

For all other queries, bring me colored sand, feathers and string, or just yourself, and we'll talk. A smiley gets you 5 good karma, heart eyes gets you 10.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[vopn]

😃

What are your requirements for a prediction about the school's future?

[propheta]

😃

hmm. most likely a lot of hallucinogenics + sleep outs at the oldest spot on campus + no promises of how far in the future

and car keys

[vopn]

I can acquire the hallucinogenics, but I don't have a vehicle and would prefer not to steal someone else's.

[propheta]

im very sorry. first born? virgin sacrifice? i will also take an eye from odin all-father in a pinch.

[ he sets ridiculous standards because he doesn't like doing on demand prophecy. but, it's the majority of conversations he has once people know what he is. ]