MYTHR;

[propheta]

mythr

Reid Mattix ▐ 17

For all readings, please speak with my secretary, Mr. Lockley. We are now accepting car keys, first borns and virgin sacrifices as payment. Readings not guaranteed to have a lower bullshit than not content. I reserve the right to substitute myself with a Magic 8-Ball on days I just don't wanna.

For all other queries, bring me colored sand, feathers and string, or just yourself, and we'll talk. A smiley gets you 5 good karma, heart eyes gets you 10.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[notpassedon]

😍
I'm all about that good karma!

[vopn]

😃

What are your requirements for a prediction about the school's future?

[propheta]

😍

+10, welcome to kinder reincarnation. not entirely promised bc I can't tell what gods whisper what, but being nice to ppl never hurts the cosmic score.

[propheta]

😃

hmm. most likely a lot of hallucinogenics + sleep outs at the oldest spot on campus + no promises of how far in the future

and car keys

[vopn]

I can acquire the hallucinogenics, but I don't have a vehicle and would prefer not to steal someone else's.

[propheta]

im very sorry. first born? virgin sacrifice? i will also take an eye from odin all-father in a pinch.

[ he sets ridiculous standards because he doesn't like doing on demand prophecy. but, it's the majority of conversations he has once people know what he is. ]

[forsakened]

for you!
be like the horses reid
avoid oncoming traffic

[ You're going to turn his hair grey. ]

[yram]

😍

Is it going to count against me if I'm already dead?

[propheta]

there are horses that walk with traffic
do u want me to start pulling carriages too??
blinders would be stupid on me and i dont want to poop in a bag
no

[ what he means those horse drawn carriages that are in big cities, for tourists to pay for a little ride. ]

[propheta]

😍

the whole point of karma is reincarnation so the in between part is probably the best place to start improving the score

[propheta]

i dont know if i have the patience for practice like that

are you near water house?

[mooned]

that's part of the practice. :)

i can be

[yram]

Do you believe reincarnation to be in my future?

[ how does one ascend to the afterlife once one becomes a ghost...? it's not as if she knows the rules to these things. ]

[propheta]

im in 2-5

maybe meditation is easier high

[mooned]

mediation is 100% easier high.

am i bringing enough for two then?

[propheta]

i could believe it but it wouldnt make it true
its a warming thought that every life gets a second chance

but ive never seen the afterlife
or after after life
etc

[propheta]

practice makes perfect

please. free readings if they come for your troubles.

[mooned]

i'm not sure i want to know my future.

besides sharing is caring.

[notpassedon]

is that really a possibility? reincarnation?

[forsakened]

those horses do tours around central park
they are not the horses we are looking for.
so unless you can predict exactly when cars will and will not hit you, we're not doing that.

[propheta]

is that a challenge

[propheta]

i wouldn't know, i've never died
but i like to think it is
all the universe is based on recycling matter and energy
it just makes sense

[forsakened]

please no

[yram]

I suppose I wouldn't remember this life or death, anyway, so it's a bit of a moot point, isn't it?
My soul may be damned, but I can't say my life was much better.

[ at least what she remembers. maybe that's the true curse of being a ghost: you only remember the bad parts of when you were alive. ]

[propheta]

are u sure? it sounded like one